“We believe those two are probably in a ravine somewhere after losing their social media following to the worst apology video ever recorded,” said Ravine Captain Joe Barron of the 136th Marine Paralegal Unit, “We’re just gonna start here in LA and go from ravine to ravine until we find them.”
Others believe that they may also be in a shallower thing, such as a ditch or even a puddle, but everyone agrees they are likely dead from embarrassment, joining their careers. Topher Grace was unavailable for comment, once again leaving his dignity intact.
SLOW COOKER BEEF TIPS
It’s called poor man’s stew, but I feel so rich eating it!
Deep Dish Apple Crisp
Fluffy Skillet Buns
Yellowed plastic trays, the foolproof method to degrease them in just a few seconds
These are eaten and I get a crumb; they never survive a minute out of the oven.
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The apple dessert the world is going crazy about!
White Chocolate-Strawberry Tiramisu