“Maybe it’s time for Taylor to go green,” one fan tweeted, suggesting that Swift’s political awakening could lead her to a more environmentally conscious brand. Others have speculated that Swift could go entirely independent, launching her own line of beverages with a message of empowerment and activism.
In the end, Coca-Cola’s decision may only be the beginning of a larger shift in Swift’s career. If there’s one thing we know about Taylor, it’s that she’s always one step ahead—and she’s never afraid to shake things up. Even if that means shaking off a major corporate sponsor in the process.
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