A car full of Irish nuns is sitting at a traffic light in downtown Dublin.
All of a sudden, a bunch of rowdy drunks pull up alongside them.
“Hey! Show us yer tits, ya bloody penguins!” shouts one of the drunks.
Quite shocked, Mother Superior turns to Sister Mary and says,
“I don’t think they know who we are. Show them your cross!”
Sister Mary rolls down the window and shouts,
“Piss off ya’ fookin’ little wankers, before I come over there and rip yer balls off!”
Sister Mary then rolls up her window, looks over at Mother Superior quite innocently and asks,
“Did that sound cross enough?”
2-Ingredient Creamy Custard: A Cherry-Flavored Delight
Pepperoni Pizza Casserole
APPLE PIE ENCHILADAS
Never heard of this combo before, but tried a bite of this ‘Berry Bliss’ cake and I knew I couldn’t have it any other way!
Parmesan Crusted Roasted Potatoes
To Make This Takeout Staple, All You Need Is A Slow Cooker, Some Chopped Chicken, And Some Brown Sugar.
My daughter prepared this for dinner, and it was a real winner, had to nab the recipe
Crust Baking Sheet: Since I discovered this method, cleanup has been a breeze!
Limestone and halos on the sink: infallible tips for polishing