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ABC Fires Entire Staff Amid Debate Backlash, “Our Biggest Mistake Yet”
On September 18, 2024
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Breaking: Kid Rock Refuses to Do a Collaborative Tour with Taylor Swift, “We Need More Toby Keiths and Fewer Taylor Swifts”
On September 18, 2024
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David Muir Is Now Jobless After Being Fired by ABC, “Fact Checking Was My Biggest Mistake”
On September 18, 2024
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Breaking News: Clint Eastwood’s “Non-Woke Actors’ Alliance” Officially Boycotts ABC: “They Lost a Lot of Talent”
On September 18, 2024
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On September 18, 2024
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Breaking: Gordon Ramsay Throws Beyoncé Out Of His Restaurant, “Didn’t Like Your So-Called Country Album”
On September 18, 2024
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Taylor Swift Drops 50 Million Instagram Followers Following Trump’s Post
On September 18, 2024
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Breaking: Elon Musk Signs a $1.8 Billion Deal With CBS for a Non-Woke Movie Production Studio
On September 18, 2024
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Breaking: The View Hits Lowest Ratings in TV History After Featuring Robert De Niro
On September 18, 2024
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Breaking: Roseanne Barr to Star in Kevin Costner’s $500 Million “Non-Woke” Movie
On September 18, 2024