Month: September 2024

Breaking: Jack Black Loses Nearly $15 Million in Concert Tours After He Went Woke

On September 16, 2024

Breaking: Jim Caviezel Rejects $500 Million Project with George Clooney, “He’s Awful”

On September 16, 2024

Breaking: Samsung Drops Out of $1 Billion Advertising Campaign with Olympics, “They’ve Gone Woke”

On September 16, 2024

Breaking: Netflix Loses Almost 10 Million Subscribers in a Day After Big Donation

On September 16, 2024

Breaking: Keanu Reeves Rejects $1 Billion Movie Role With Robert De Niro, “He’s Woke And Shouts A Lot”

On September 16, 2024

Dennis Quaid Signs $100 Million Deal With Warner Bros. A For Non-Woke Movie After Success of Reagan

On September 16, 2024

Gordon Ramsay Throws Tim Walz Out of Hell’s Kitchen: “Don’t Come Back Here You Woke Creep”

On September 16, 2024

Elon Musk To Fund New Anti-Woke Show Featuring Tucker Carlson: “We Need More Journalists Like Tucker Carlson And Less Like Rachel Maddow!”

On September 16, 2024

Breaking: Elon Musk Is Going To Expose Bill Gates Soon, Says ‘He’s Evil’

On September 16, 2024

Breaking: The View Just Got Cancelled

On September 16, 2024