Friends, Uncle Ted has spoken. Not only is he a huge fan of Jason Aldean, but he has agreed to do a duet with Jason on America’s biggest stage: Mar A Lago. And do it in front of America’s greatest hero. Donald John Trump. He’s going to be awesome and patriotic.
It didn’t take long for Uncle Ted to find out that Jason Aldean was canceled by CMT and the liberal media. If there’s one thing these progressives fear, it’s Uncle Ted Nugent, the motor city madman! Ted is known for being an outspoken patriot. He is unapologetically American.
Ted’s reputation precedes him. Like the time he took drugs and shit his pants to avoid military service or the time he married a 14-year-old girl to legally sleep with her. Ahhh Ted Nugent. Conservative. Christian. Patriot. That’s our Uncle Ted.
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