McDonald’s Stocks Skyrocket 200%: “Making McDonald’s Great Again” (Page 3 ) | October 23, 2024

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Trump himself, never one to shy away from taking credit, quickly seized the opportunity. “I knew this would happen, folks,” he told the crowd. “McDonald’s was great, but now it’s greater. We’re talking huge gains. The biggest you’ve ever seen. And believe me, I know gains.” Some onlookers speculated that if Trump continues his fast-food visits, he might single-handedly rescue the entire economy through the power of McDonald’s alone.

In an effort to capitalize on the unexpected boost, McDonald’s corporate headquarters is reportedly considering renaming some of their menu items after the former president. Ideas like the “Trump Tower Deluxe” burger and “Covfefe Coffee Combo” are already being floated. There are even rumors that McDonald’s is in talks to roll out a new “Trump Value Meal,” which includes a Big Mac, fries, a Diet Coke, and a side of American pride.

But Trump’s impact on McDonald’s doesn’t stop at fries and burgers. Reports suggest that Wall Street analysts are now predicting a nationwide surge in fast-food sales as other chains rush to capitalize on the Trump Fast Food Phenomenon. Wendy’s has reportedly hired a new team of advisors to figure out how they can get Trump behind their counter, while Burger King is allegedly drafting a proposal to make him honorary “Burger King” for a day.

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